Friday, November 13, 2009

Clue Hammer

by Not the Secretary

My ex-husband's girlfriend calls my house looking for him, because he won't answer his phones (he has two) when she calls. She knows he'll answer if
I call him, so she calls here and asks me to have him call her.

What am I, his social secretary? How the Hell do
I know where he is or what he's doing? And (unless he has our son with him) why would I care? And what on earth possesses you to think it's in any way appropriate for you to call here and ask me to do that for you??

Hello? Clue hammer, honey -- if he isn't answering, it's because he doesn't want to talk to you. Leave a damn message, and if he doesn't call you back...take a hint.


foolery said...

Oh, I can't imagine how frustrating that would be.

Yes I can. I have some weirdness in my background, too. Hang in there, lady!

-- Laurie

thatgirlblogs said...

just tell her you'll tell him and then "forget," until she figures out it isn't working.